http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=500-lb-bigfoot-baby-spots-elvis-in-ufo-%7C-you-make-the-news--we-report-it Amos,MO – (SatireWorld.com) Reginald Toaster, the famous 500 pound baby (now aged 17) allegedly fathered by Bigfoot, reported to the Ft. Smith, Arkansas Police Department that he had seen the late Elvis Presley. “The King was dressed in his famous white jumpsuit. I done seen him leave the Daylight Donuts and fly away in a UFO. It was the fat Elvis, it weren’t the skinny one. He still had them long, bushy sideburns and was wearing sunglasses. Before anybody accuses me of it, I didn’t have any fur in my eyes and I ain’t been drinkin’ any moonshine.” Fri, 22 Dec 2017 17:22:13 UTC en